A mythic muscled figure with a rubber duck head, surrounded by a medieval crowd.

Codex · Folio I

Josh,the Mallard of Myth.

Foretold in murky ponds and forgotten frescoes. A figure carved from sinew and sunshine, brow of yellow rubber, eyes of unblinking obsidian. Pilgrims gather. Dragons hover. The chronicle begins here.

In the third age of the squeaking, when the marshlands brimmed with prophecy and rubber, there walked among the people a figure of impossible proportion. They called him Josh.

He arrived without invitation, as legends often do — bare-footed across the cobbled square, trailed by jesters, blessed by winged things, and watched from afar by the red-cloaked seers who knew, even then, what he would become.

"Behold," whispered the wizards. "He floats."

Origin

Pond unknown

Allegiance

The Soft Order

Weapon

Pure buoyancy

Codex · Folio II

The Heronin Black.

Word reached the marsh of one who did not gather to worship. From the reed-cathedrals of the north came the Heron — slate-feathered, long of knife, patient as winter. Where Josh floated, the Heron stood unmoving. Where the pilgrims sang, the Heron said nothing at all.

"He does not squeak," murmured the wizards, and for the first time their certainty trembled.

They met at the water's edge as the light failed. Neither bowed. The dragons, who feared nothing, climbed higher.

Here the folio is torn.

Name

The Heron in Black

Origin

The northern reeds

Allegiance

None yet known

Weapon

Stillness

Codex · Folio III

The Waking ofSleepy LaBeouf.

Illuminated manuscript page of Sleepy LaBeouf wrapped in quilts beneath a willow, with Josh standing in the marsh beyond.

The elders spoke of one who had faced the Heron before and lived — though "lived" was generous, for mostly he slept. Beneath the great willow, wrapped in seven quilts and the fog of his own dreaming, lay Sleepy LaBeouf, the Dreaming Knight. His snores were said to be prophecy. Twice a village had been founded on something he mumbled at noon.

Josh approached the willow. The pilgrims held their breath. To wake Sleepy LaBeouf was to risk the things he saw behind his eyelids.

"Five more ages," murmured the knight, and rolled over.

Josh squeaked — once, softly. The willow shivered. One obsidian eye, then one heavy-lidded human one, opened upon the marsh.

"...Oh," said Sleepy LaBeouf. "It's you. It's finally you."

Name

Sleepy LaBeouf

Title

The Dreaming Knight

Origin

Beneath the willow

Weapon

Prophecy, eventually

Codex · Folio IV

Three at theWater's Edge.

So they stood: the duck of impossible buoyancy, the heron of impossible stillness, and between them a knight who kept nodding off mid-stance. The dragons formed a ring. The red-cloaked seers wrote nothing down, for some things must only be remembered wrong.

"You cannot win," said the Heron, who had never been wrong.

"He can't," yawned Sleepy LaBeouf, "but I dreamed how it ends." He smiled with his eyes already closing. "You're not going to like it, tall bird."

Josh said nothing. Josh floated. And the marsh leaned in to listen.

Here the chronicle waits, as all good chronicles do.

Codex · Folio V

What Sleepy LaBeoufDreamed.

It was not a battle. The chronicles that promised one were written by herons.

Josh did not strike. Josh did not squeak. Josh simply floated — and kept floating — as the tide of the marsh rose with him, slow and certain, the way belief rises in a crowd. The Heron, whose whole glory was to stand unmoving, found the water at its knees, then its breast, then its black and knifelike chin.

To stay still now was to drown. To move was to lose.

"Ah," said the Heron, very quietly, and at last it lifted one foot.

The marsh exhaled. Sleepy LaBeouf, who had dreamed exactly this, was already asleep again, smiling.

"Told you," he murmured. "Buoyancy."

Codex · Folio VI · Coda

The Soft OrderEndures.

They did not make the Heron a prisoner, for you cannot cage a thing that has agreed to move. It walks the marsh still, a step behind Josh, learning the slow art of giving way. The pilgrims tell it wrong on purpose. The dragons approve.

And beneath the willow, the Dreaming Knight sleeps on, founding villages by accident, guarding an ending he has already seen.